sabrinagrimm: sabrinagrimm: WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
thereisnothingicantbe: My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.
swanepeols: coldcoffeh: when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds shine bright like a white kid
toastbrains: the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them Aka: me
psychoticpingouins: 48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
birds-bones: Hey! Did you know: sex is okay so is masturbation watching porn won’t make you impure one night stands are okay too having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay sex with the same gender is alright not having sex doesn’t make you a prude your body your choice no matter your gender shaming other people for who they...
geminispy: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: stridersquad: richwhitelesbian: we need some new and more powerful swears
shaggydoge: this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time
arpakasso: bondoge: swag youre it no snapbacks
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genvievepadalecki: Hey guys the URL http://deanslutchester.tumblr.com/ is spreading and tagging their hate about the SPN Wives. They keep posting about death/harm to danneel, gen, vicki, their families, all in the name of Cockles and Destiel This is where it gets too far. please report them or something.
mistercoventry: “Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)” Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
sunshineface0014: assbutt-in-the-garrison: I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem You can’t even see your problem
soudas: can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
pretty in pink.
owlmylove: When I was 10, I saw my first episode of Law & Order, SVU a woman screamed and her pretty pink dress ripped the scene cut to black but then she sat in a station hair mussed and mascara running and she seemed broken and empty and that’s when I began to prepare for the inevitable. Read More
Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my cellular number snapchat twitter facebook skype email facetime first born you know, anything you want
amoying: penguinize: amoying: penguinize: 16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS stay in school kids…
When someone hot sits next to me.