May 2013
sabrinagrimm:
sabrinagrimm:
WHEN I WAS 4 I WAS ON SESAME STREET AND I HAD AN INTERVIEW WITH GROVER AND HE ASKED ME HOW IT FELT WHEN I FALL OFF MY BIKE AND I CHUCKLED DARKLY AND SAID “I DON’T FALL OFF MY BIKE” AND HE LOOKED AT THE CAMERA AND SAID “oh.” NAD THEN I SATRTED POINTING AND LAUGHIGN AT HIM AND THEN THEY CUT TO THE NEXT SCENE AND THAT WAS IT THAT IS MY LEGACY
thereisnothingicantbe:
My dad treats Easter like its the fucking Olympics. He gets this sick enjoyment from watching us trying to find our baskets that literally could be ANYWHERE. Last year mine was suspended in air inside our fireplace. 2 years ago my brother had to scale the side of a tree to get his basket down. THIS ISN’T THE GODDAMN TRIWIZARD TOURNAMENT DAD JUST GIVE ME MY FUCKING PEEPS.
swanepeols:
coldcoffeh:
when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds
shine bright like a white kid
toastbrains:
the Hannibal fandom is like those wealthy neighbours who just moved in next door and something just doesn’t seem right about them
Aka: me
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psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
birds-bones:
Hey! Did you know:
sex is okay
so is masturbation
watching porn won’t make you impure
one night stands are okay too
having sex with multiple people doesn’t make you a slut
even 3-somes or group sex and orgies are a-okay
sex with the same gender is alright
not having sex doesn’t make you a prude
your body your choice no matter your gender
shaming other people for who they...
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geminispy:
elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
stridersquad:
richwhitelesbian:
we need some new and more powerful swears
shaggydoge:
this is the best sentence to ever describe encountering benedict’s voice for the first time
arpakasso:
bondoge:
swag youre it
no snapbacks
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SIGNAL BOOST: LEGITIMATE AND SCARY HATE ABOUT THE...
genvievepadalecki:
Hey guys the URL
http://deanslutchester.tumblr.com/
is spreading and tagging their hate about the SPN Wives.
They keep posting about death/harm to danneel, gen, vicki, their families, all in the name of Cockles and Destiel
This is where it gets too far.
please report them or something.
mistercoventry:
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
sunshineface0014:
assbutt-in-the-garrison:
I need my glasses to find my glasses do you see my problem
You can’t even see your problem
soudas:
can you even sue the president like what if you tried to sue obama and you just got a letter back saying “no” and he came to your house and did the worm
pretty in pink.
owlmylove:
When I was 10, I saw
my first episode of Law & Order, SVU
a woman screamed
and her pretty pink dress ripped
the scene cut to black but then
she sat in a station
hair mussed and mascara running
and she seemed broken
and empty
and that’s when I began to prepare
for the inevitable.
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Hey so if we have a mutual follow goin on, feel free to ask for my
cellular number
snapchat
twitter
facebook
skype
email
facetime
first born
you know, anything you want
amoying:
penguinize:
amoying:
penguinize:
16 billion dollars can buy you 1,600,000,000 pizzas
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING $1 PIZZAS THO
THEY WOULD BE 10 DOLLAR PIZZAS
stay in school kids…
When someone hot sits next to me.
lolzpicx: